A collection of advice from friends and curated inspiration.
Always stay an extra day.
Most pretty girls are only considerate when they're starved for attention. If you find one who's still kind and considerate even when she's getting everything she wants well that's a sign of a wife. Keep that one.
If they come to kill you, let them.
It's my belief that history is a wheel. 'Inconstancy is my very essence,' says the wheel. Rise up on my spokes if you like but don't complain when you're cast back down into the depths. Good time pass away, but then so do the bad. Mutability is our tragedy, but it's also our hope. The worst of times, like the best, are always passing away. Botheius
is always best when inadvertently performed by the unsuspecting.
Jump and the universe will catch you
Make sure to write them down and hang them where you can see them.
Women have the gift of the blood which carries with it the power of a superhuman emotional insight to men and meaning of the dark side of life and the dark side of the moon. They're to be both feared and revered during menstruation because while they seem out of control they are also receiving instinctual psychic messages.
We've effectively trained them into thinking the messages are just crazy medical hormonal emotion with no other meaning so usually they just feel bad later for raggin but the truth is they feel shit, deep psychic primal messages and it makes em nuts. Just beware the blood man, be your best then cuz when she's bleeding shes seeing souls and phantoms.
Find your own river and float the fuck out of it
Sex on a featherbed is like jogging in sand.
Practice your dreams
is all about perception, perception is deceptively detailed and nuanced.